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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Geno Smith and a porn star? Nothing, they both suck dick. As a Jets fan it hurts to say. But it's been kind of true."

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The Ground"

"When you go to the hospital and there's music playing These are some sick beats!"

"What gas do snails prefer? Shell."

"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"

"Why are black people afraid of high fives? They don't want to be left hanging"

"Whats better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ..."

"Give a man religion... ...and he will die praying for a fish"

"How can you tell a pirate is being raped? You hear him screaming ""Quit plunderin' my booty!"""