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"That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow..."

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"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."
"Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want? Dems!"
"Mom: you failed your english test, didn't you? Me: who telled you?"
"What was Ghandi? Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis"
"What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone."
"Why a man should ever want to marry a woman is a mystery. Why a man should ever want to marry 2 women is a bigamistery."
"TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered. ...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time."
"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon."
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