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Joke of the Day
"Hey reddit, guess what's funnier than 24? 25"
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"how do you mathematically describe the tempo of global warming? Al Gore Rhythm"
"Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering? Because they can't put their finger on it."
"It's goofy when people pretend to zip their mouth closed to indicate keeping a secret. ""Your secret is well guarded... behind a zipper"""
"They said Brexit would let us get closer to non-EU countries. They were right, we now have more in common with Zimbabwe than ever before."
"What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time? ""Aye, there's the wub"""
"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"
"I run a nonprofit organization that helps keep homeless substance abusers warm during harsh winters. It's called Snuggies for Druggies"
"As a European, I was always troubled by 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just how much is that in grams?"
"Before you reply angrily at a tweet, just ask yourself if you'd yell at a retarded kid for screaming irrelevant shit into a megaphone."