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Joke of the Day

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"

"My Friend is too smart My Friend said that Onion is the only food that can make You cry. I threw a Coconut at his nose. I know I am smart :D."

"How do you tell a Communist joke? Repeatedly."

"Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises."

"A little boy comes downstairs in the middle of the night and asks for a cup of water. Dad: OK, but that's the 730th one you've had tonight... Boy: I know, but my room's still on fire"

"The battery level on my phone pretty much dictates my life."

"Who won the Tour de France in 1940? the Sixth German Panzer Division"

"How Long's A Chinese Penis? Yes"

"Def Leppard are a bunch of liars. I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all."

"There was an explosion at a French cheese factory De brie everywhere."