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Joke of the Day

"Who won the Tour de France in 1940? the Sixth German Panzer Division"

"My ex-wife is so evil that she has lessons with Satan every Sunday... I just don't know how much she charges him."

"Two guys talking ""Tell me , have you ever been awakened by a blowjob?"" ""No ,i always sleep with my mouth shut."""

"I remember a friend asking me why I had a bottle of wine in my car, I said I got it for my wife... He said good trade..."

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"What do you get when you convince a gorilla to have sex with a pig? Fired from the zoo, apparently."

"What do you call gay couple? TOGAYTHER"

"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a truck full of French bread? He's in a lot of pain now."

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."