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Joke of the Day

"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."

"Had a girl say ""I want you to treat me like a virgin"" So I sacrificed her to a tiki god and threw her in a volcano."

"What's white on the outside and black on the inside? An American police officer."

"I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It's like they don't know I plan on cropping them out later."

"What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."

"Have you met the mushroom man? He's a real fun guy."

"*joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns. We meet again."

"What do you call a Japanese Transvestite? Nip Tuck"

"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."