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Joke of the Day
"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be that guy."
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"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."
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"Why did the hipster chemist get burnt? He touched the beaker before it was cool."
"Always leave the top down in a convertible, even in the rain Worst case scenario, you get to use the car pool lane."