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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef"
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"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"Why the Chinese aren't democratic Because their leaders can't bring themselves to say 'We need to have a great election; People will come from all over the country'"
"What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus? Dead."
"What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls they are under a buck!"
"I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger. Written by: Joey McDevitt"
"Never hit a man while he's down... Kick him, it's easier."
"What do you call black vegetables? Collard greens"
"Why was hitler bad with directions? Because three reichs don't make a left."
"Dear waiter, You messed up my order because you didn't write it down. I employed your strategy while calculating the tip. Love, David"