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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a preacher with an erection? A firm believer"
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"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."
"Why do melons always have big weddings? Because they can't elope."
"How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? 13, 1 to actually do it and the other 12 talk about how much better they could have done it."
"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit. Shit I thought this was /r/irony"
"What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... ...hanging on the wall? Art ...floating in the sea? Bob ...laying on the floor? Matt ...down in a hole? Phil ...sitting in a pot? Stu ..."
"LPT: How to keep time on your hands Get a watch."
"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars Colin all cars !"
"I just heard that someone at my gym drilled a hole in the wall of the girls locker room. Police are looking into it."