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Joke of the Day
"Why do melons always have big weddings? Because they can't elope."
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"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."
"take me down to the paraphrase city where it's nice"
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"Like if you believe in God. Remember he saw you reading this."
"what do you call a gay dinosaur? megasoreass"
"What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!"
"What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder? How you strap on the dirtbag."
"What never comes but always leaves? My dates."
"I have eight words to say to you...."