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Joke of the Day

"I just heard that someone at my gym drilled a hole in the wall of the girls locker room. Police are looking into it."

"Have you heard of the paedophile comedian? Even when he's not joking, he's kidding."

"Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages? It has the wurst ratings."

"What do you call the son of a Mexican and an Israeli? Jewnor."

"Found out i was colourblind the other day.. Hit me right out of the purple"

"Why do cemeteries have fences? Because people are dying to get in."

"What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bag outside the breast cancer ward."

"i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes."

"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."

"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"