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Joke of the Day
"Me: Ping me when you are free. Girl:Ok. *Starts working in 2 Shifts*"
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"[I time travel to 1998] Guy: This is the first showing of Mulan, how does that dude in the front row already know the words to all the songs"
"What does Bill Cosby put in his garden? Rapeseeds."
"Summer in Scotland. . . Is the best day of the year."
"What's a great dating app for pedophiles? Tindergarden"
"How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: Which one? You: ME. You: BYEEEE"
"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"
"What did the boy with no hands get for christmas? Gloves! Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."
"I got sacked today from my job as a stage designer. But I left without making a scene"
"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"