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Joke of the Day
"Me: Ping me when you are free. Girl:Ok. *Starts working in 2 Shifts*"
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"I just called one ex a calculator and another a potential murder victim so if you're looking for metaphors, I'm probably the grapefruit."
"An iphone user walks into a bar, a hotel, or a field. He's not too sure"
"I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand Zero. You put them on your penis, not your hand. Credit goes to Ron Jeremy."
"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""
"It's a well know fact that Elton John is an excellent pianist. But did you know he sucks on the organ?"
"Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!"
"What did one curious butt cheek say to the other? I mustass you a question."
"marrying ur high school sweetheart is like eating chicken tenders n being like ok cool im only eating chicken tenders the rest of my life"
"Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station"