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Joke of the Day

"What did one curious butt cheek say to the other? I mustass you a question."

"I was at the beach and the lifeguard blew his whistle at me. Dude, I'm 40. I'm not listening to a teenager in a bathing suit."

"a crazy spanish train commits a murder because some guy slept with his train-wife that's a loco motive, ese"

"Bloody Mary used to be Virgin Mary."

"I hate it when people don't behave the way I thought they would when I rehearsed the conversation in my head."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assalted."

"It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an ""autopsy"". Stop crying."

"A man entered a pun contest and submitted 10 puns, hoping at least one would win... No pun in ten did."

"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"

"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."