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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."

"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."

"the dog ran into a fence chasing a squirrel. she doesn't look anything like me but she's mine. i can tell"

"First The Doctor Told Me The Good News I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me"

"*drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *checks for abs, finds a clown"

"A gymnast walks into a bar. She is promptly deducted five points"

"A beaver ran into his ex. ""Sorry,"" he said, ""I wood like to catch up but I'm dam sure I can't bite off more time."""

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!"

"Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ? For the watch ."

"One day, some dude was all ""You know where we should save our money? Inside a statue of a pig,"" and everybody went ""That is a GREAT idea."""