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Joke of the Day

"Downvotes for being a Trump supporter should only be worth 3/5ths of a downvote... You know why."

"The sexts are coming from inside the house!"

"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."

"I've survived 23 years by pretending to be smarter than I am. I tell people I excel in Academia but I can't even point Academia out on a map"

"How do you fit four gays on one stool? Flip it upside-down. (sorry in advance)"

"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"My grandfather died in a concentration camp... He got really drunk and fell off the guard tower."

"How do zombies communicate in times of war? Cryptic code."

"GUY: Your logic is flawed. According to experts- ME: Excuse me, but I practiced this argument in my head & you're saying the wrong things"

"Fuck you, stupid ass crackers!!! Why won't you melt in my soup!?!?"