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Joke of the Day
"How do zombies communicate in times of war? Cryptic code."
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"Me: Did you use my highlighter? 2-year-old: Me: 2: Me: 2: No. Apparently she's always been neon yellow."
"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
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"An opinion without 3.1415926535897932.... is just an onion."
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"How does one make a Nazi? With a ropesy."