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Joke of the Day

"How many Jews can fit in a shower? Don't ask me, ask Hitler"

"I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats"

"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."

"Best Buy: What's your street name? Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street."

"What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist? Oculus Prime."

"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."

"I always find New Year's Eve stressful. I've been diagnosed with old langxiety."

"My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."

"Hitler Joke Hitler is smarter than you. At least he knew when to kill himself. ( )"

"Hurry! Invest in Viagra stock!! I heard it's about to go up!"