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Joke of the Day

"What did the farmer say to Lil Jon? Turnip for what"

"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf."

"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"

"What is orange and sounds like a carrot A carrot"

"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."

"What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building? Left behind"

"[voice recognition in car] Car: ""please say a command"" Me: ""call Tim"" Car: ""calling Sarah Marcogliese"""

"Who were the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat."

"I'm starting to feel bullied by all the anti-bullying commercials."