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Joke of the Day
"i've dated so many tools i could open a home depot"
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"My son will never know the thrill of illegally downloading Thong Song on napster and waiting 1h39m for it to download"
"Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"how many calories are in a horse"
"I Was Going To Write A Theater Piece On Puns.... ...but then I realized it would just be a play on words."
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? And we will never know because he can't stand up."
"Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers? Math hue."
"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person So I can get a better girlfriend ---Not OC, credit: Anthony Jeselnik"
"I'm on a seafood diet If I see food and it's a fish I eat it edit: /r/jokes is not the place for dry humor. note to self: more corn and cheese"
"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."