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Joke of the Day
"How is a lady like a casino? Liquor in the front and poker in the back"
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"My lesbian friend asked me how I view Lesbian Relationships Apparently, in HD wasn't an appropriate answer."
"My brother recently got married To celebrate, my mother decided to pull out a couple bottles from my late father's homemade alcohol collection. That way he could be there in spirits"
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"If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I really hope it starts in Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
"*CAN'T OPEN THE PICKLE JAR* SHERLOCK: (suspiciously) Moriarty..."
"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."
"Great. Only a single slice of bread left in the bag. That means until I find another slice, everything that happens today is in the sandwich"
"You gotta hand it to short people. Because their arms can't reach."
"I invented a new word Plagiarism"