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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian friend asked me how I view Lesbian Relationships Apparently, in HD wasn't an appropriate answer."

"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."

"Go green by saying no to diapers. Simply swap out your poop-covered baby for a clean one."

"What do you call a women who cant draw? Trace"

"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"

"What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers!"

"How many Americans does it take to change a bulb? None, Mexicans do it for them."

"Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog."

"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."

"I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists."