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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian friend asked me how I view Lesbian Relationships Apparently, in HD wasn't an appropriate answer."

"Judge: For the crimes you have committed you will go to prison for 10 years Me: That's a long sentence! Judge: Ok - ""you get 10 years"""

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"

"Just hit a racist with my car. Probably a racist. I feel like he was. Statistically, very likely. Oh so you think there's no racism problem?"

"If you were forced at gunpoint to either watch '50 Shades Of Grey' or read the book, what type of gun would you prefer to be shot dead with?"

"I have a problem with taking things literally. My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'."

"Kevin Spacey ordering a takeaway coffee from Starbucks and receiving the cup with 'Kevin E' written on the side."