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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
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"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? How the hell did they get inside a light bulb?"
"""LOL what if our packaging was totally easy to tear open...unless you had a cut finger?"" --Band-Aid makers, seriously, f those guys"
"What do you call a group of spoiled children? The government"
"Damn, Starbucks. Not only do you spell my name completely wrong AND screw up my order, but on my way out some woman keeps calling me a thief"
"Ellen Pao."
"What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver? The home golfer goes WHACK! ""Oh no!"" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa"
"What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"
"Everyone on reddit seems to want a secular Turkey... My fat ass just wants a succulent one."
"What do you call your mum who is shorter than you? A minimum."