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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
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"How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale."
"""Do you need help with your math homework Billy?"" ""Yeah I sure do Dad!"" ""Well you're shit out of luck"""
"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."
"When ya leave Twitter it's called twittercide. What about Instagram? Instagramicide? IGicide? Instacide? Gramicide? Instadead? Instagone?"
"What do you call a small parent? A minimum !"
"What's the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist."
"I was going to tell the joke about the scarecrow... but I think it has already been posted."
"Apple recently changed the gun emoji into a water pistol emoji... Meanwhile Microsoft has just changed their toy blaster emoji into a real gun shots fired i guess"
"I'd like to tell a joke about Dratini... Only urbanites will get it."