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Joke of the Day

"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."

"Have you guys seen how expensive it is nowadays to fill your bicycle tires? Damn inflation..."

"Why did the fashion show lose it's attendance? my friend thought it was a strip club. (I'm not good at this, pls don't be harsh)"

"Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?"

"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."

"I finally admitted to my girlfriend, ""I think I struggle with gender issues... ...because whenever I see you girl, I realize I wanna be inside a woman's body."""

"What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer? Thtop taking the pith out of me!"

"Superman's first love got into writing really sappy love poetry. This is why he left her and kicked her out of his house. He said to her, ""Lana Lang Leav! """

"Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush."

"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."