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Joke of the Day

"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."

"I wish my x was raised in the power of 2. Then she'd always be positive."

"I like my women the way i like my luxury cars Blacked out"

"We should send Uma Thurman to Japan She's good at fighting 8.8's"

"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."

"What do logicians use to shave? Occam's razor"

"What's the difference between a campfire and a bedroom? When things start heating up in the bedroom, the wood gets wetter."

"What do you call a funny baked good? a pun"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"

"Did you hear about the King who got killed during a torrential downpour, and his only heirs were pets? It's been reigning cats and dogs ever since"