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Joke of the Day

"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."

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"A British man, a Welsh man, a Scottish man, and a Polish man walk into a pub. A British man, a Welsh man, and a Scottish man walk out of the pub."
"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."
"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"
"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"
"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..."
"About a months ago I started to learn how to speak French. But then I gave up."
"(sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull) so is there a mrs worldwide"
"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
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