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Joke of the Day
"A reporter asked Lil Wayne how sure was he that he contracted HIV. He said 100% positive"
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"Are you okay? You seem stupid."
"A schizophrenic soldier took an enemy battalion prisoner. It was easy, he had them surrounded."
"A blonde said to her friend while driving ""I got a compliment on my driving today,"" said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said ""parking fine""."