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Joke of the Day
"Is there any upside to living in Switzerland?? The flag is a big plus."
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"Want to hear a clean joke? A man takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man"
"If superman were evil he'd be the man of steal"
"I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment."
"How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone."
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."
"My wife removed the ""G"" key from our keyboard at home so I could appreciate the frustration associated with not hitting the spot."
"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb None, they just beat the room for being black."
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."