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Joke of the Day
"Is there any upside to living in Switzerland?? The flag is a big plus."
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"*put cooked chicken in oven* *offer to cook date dinner* *put raw chicken in oven* *immediately pull out cooked chicken* *keep eye contact*"
"What's the scariest path? The psychopath"
"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey."
"My wife says I'm irresponsible with money! No change there then."
"The angry moment when you plug your charger into your phone but you realize hours later your charger wasn't plugged in."
"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."
"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"
"Two people are in a fight. Guy 1: ""Well, your sister blew me, and it only cost two dollars!"" Guy 2: ""So she's only charging a dollar an inch these days?"""
"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."