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Joke of the Day
"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
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"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved."
"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."
"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? That's because it hasn't come out."
"If they somehow magically ever discover another part of the reproductive system, they should name it after Prince"
"What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children? The satchel charge."
"Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it? Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!"
"How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it in gasoline and toss it in a fire."
"Give a fish a worm, he lives another day Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around"