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"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."
"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first."
"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."
"The birth of my own children didn't bring me half the joy many of you seem to experience when you point out my misspellings."
"Figure skating is so gay. That's it, Olympics, I'm switching over to Project Runway."
"Why was the pigeon theater troupe arrested? They were staging a coo."
"Why are men like blenders? You need one but you're not quite sure why."
"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"
"""It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game."" -Losers"