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Joke of the Day
"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."
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"Reasons I Can Relate To Raccoons: 1) Dark circles around eyes. 2) Eats junk. 3) Small and chubby. 4) Stays up all night. 5) Cute but will fight you."
"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"
"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."
"What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish"
"imagine getting a bj and the person's hair gets stuck in your chain wallet"
"A man walks into a drug store... And asks the druggist for two boxes of condoms. The druggist asks ""do you need a paper bag with that?"" To which the man replies ""hell no, she's good looking!"""
"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."
"""Sorry I'm late"" Why are there scratches all over your face? ""Jujitsu training"" You can scratch in jujitsu? ""It's my cat's best move"""
"What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."