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Joke of the Day
"Hand dryers are a great way to see how your hands look while skydiving."
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"Coworker: Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning? Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette."
"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."
"*embraces diversity* Diversity: ""I have a boyfriend"""
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"
"""Time heals all wounds ;)"" - Rattlesnakes"
"Race jokes are NEVER okay! Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)"
"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone under 30 stole a joke from my generation... Then I would be able to afford to fund the pension that the government stole from me."
"Driving and trying to read twitter, I just ran over a poodle. Unfortunately I drive a Yaris. My car got a dent and the poodle got annoyed."
"Sigmund Freud walks into a... ~~breasts~~ bar"