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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning? Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette."

"What company makes the best fireworks? Spacex"

"Nice eyebrows girlfriend. I didn't know they made Sharpies in that color."

"What do you call of group of black people? A group, you fucking racist"

"My girlfriend says she prefers a dildo over me. I never saw it coming"

"Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away."

"I'm intelligent but not ""make good life choices"" intelligent."

"My Ex? Yea I'd still hit that.........WITH A CAR"

"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."

"My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat."