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Joke of the Day
"What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game? It's a toss up between ruby and perl."
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"A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw."
"When i fart I always tell my gf that it were butterfly's that did'nt know the way to my heart."
"R.I.P Dense Water Vapour. You will always be mist."
"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing."
"""I need to find somewhere to park,"" I told my wife. ""What about over there?"" she said. ""I can't,"" I replied, ""It says between 1 and 9 only."" ""Well, why is that stopping you?"" ""I'm 23."""
"Suicide Bomber Training: ""Pay attention because I'm only going to show you this once..."""
"Jesus only had 12 followers, also one sold him out to die and another unfollowed Him right before He died. So I guess I'm not doing too bad."
"If you have Parkinson's disease... ...that means you stutter in sign language."