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"I hate w.hen my period comes early"
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"Rich person joke What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage"
"How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss"
"tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub"
"Why did the geneticist get into advertising? Sex Cells"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer."
"What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wipe his ass."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican. Which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke."
"Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of its legs is both the same."