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Joke of the Day

"What is difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

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"My celebrity status application was denied Because I marked ""no"" in the section saying ""I support clobbering women"""
"Prison counts as a gated community, right?"
"so i learned recently that fruit is good for the colon... thus a homosexual's must be exceptionally healthy"
"What do you call an Indian stoner? Man, deep"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."
"I went into Whole Foods tonight and yelled, ""Somebody's Labradoodle just jumped out of a parked Subaru!"" and everyone ran out."
"I thought about making a cripple joke... ... but it would be lame."
"Sarcasm is like hitting someone in the face with a bat, but with words."