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Joke of the Day

"When you drop the toilet paper and the roll world unravels before your eyes"

"What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!"

"Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot."

"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"

"Did you know Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock? Yeah, but it's up his ass and it belongs to Usher"

"This strange woman won't stop talking to me so I'm going to stare at her eyebrows until she gets paranoid and leaves me alone."

"Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax? ... ... To stop Hispanic attacks."

"Wife asks why I'm packing condoms Wife asks: ""Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?"" I'm saying ""Just in case."" Now I'm traveling with a bigger case."

"Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's ""sexy"" and ""art"" But when I do it I'm ""drunk"" and need to ""get out of Home Depot"""

"What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher"