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Joke of the Day

"""You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"""

"What do you call an Abortion in Prague? A canceled Czech."

"I had a failed amputation... Costed me an arm and a leg."

"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."

"A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly."

"I just got these awesome red shoes but there is an issue with them. They have no soles"

"Why can't Two-Face kill Batman? Because he's two Dents."

"A man walks into a bar... Ow."

"I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check."