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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"

"I have a good friend who was retired but he needs extra $$$ so he took a job as a taxi driver. Last night, he pulled out to avoid a kid. ... and fell off the sofa."

"Why is stephen harper a bad stripper? Because he doesnt do well on the poles"

"My book on tantric sex finally arrived. Damn thing took ages to come."

"imagine a stadium full of Furbies all talking at once"

"Have you heard about the new advanced ABS system developed by an Israeli company? Allows any vehicle equipped with it to stop on a dime."

"What goes well with a mans jean jacket? A suicide note."

"My sexual desires have been getting out of control... But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!"

"I always wanted to try juggling... I just never had the balls to."