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"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."
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"So these two cannibals are eating a clown... One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?"
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"ShermanFury @ShermanFury, so clever...."
"I loved church when i was little, but what i hated was all the standing up, and sitting down and kneeling I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me already."
"What do you call an illegal wristwatch trade? A wrist-ky buisness."
"What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats? The handicap."
"Facebook: My little man is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Twitter: Free baby. DM for details."
"Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot."
"Went to the proctologist ... ended up with a ;"