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Joke of the Day

"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."

"For a long time I thought I was Jewish. But it turned out to be psychosemitic."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!"

"My sister let me borrow her newborn baby so I could meet girls at the mall. Worked great! Also, If you've found my nephew Jake, lemme know"

"Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila..."

"Does eating fish makes you dumb? We know that eating fish is supposed to make us ""smarter"", but the only fishes we eat, are the ones ""dumb"" enough to get caught. It doesn't make sense."

"How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )"

"Remember before the smartphone when you had to take your laptop into the bathroom with you? God, it's like we were cavemen."

"Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership."

"What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600? An Atari 2600 has more game. :)"