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"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""
"A new yoga student after his first class approached his attractive female instructor and said ""I heard you're into fitness..."" How about fitness dick in your mouth!?"
"I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries."
"Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami."
"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad."
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new year's Eve party When you hear an Arab count down from 10 your instincts kick in."
"I was considering feeding Mr. Whiskers spicy food... ....But then I remembered that curry-osity killed the cat."
"A blonde orders a pizza A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, ""Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."""
"A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, upset, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and says, ""I guess we answered that question!"""