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"Had a date planned for tonight but he got electrocuted at work. I'm serious The things men do to avoid hanging out with me is amazing."
"This Brazil v. Germany World Cup Game."
"""Drop it like its hot"" -Terrible Parenting advice from snoop dog"
"Why did the investment banker leave her husband? She was losing interest."
"They say when you shave it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock."
"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."
"What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him? Shoots him 8 times in the black."
"A student asks his maths teacher.. Student:Do you believe in god? Teacher:Well,I believe in higher powers."
"Top Joke in Scotland I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."