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Joke of the Day
"How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class? He passed it with flying colors. /heyo"
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"It's funny how you can tell when someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you."
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore."
"Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."
"What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes."
"Tired? There's a nap for that"
"It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not."
"How does a streetwalker sing and give bj-s at the same time? She takes off her glass eye"
"What's yellow and smells of bananas? Monkey sick"
"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"