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Joke of the Day

"What's common between a Game Tester and Gynecologist. They both look for problems in places where other men find pleasure."

"I'm busy hiding all of the tissues in my house... So when Santa comes tonight he will have to use his beard"

"A feminist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently 'HD' wasn't the right answer"

"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"

"Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice? An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now."

"Diarrhea is the #2 cause of death in the U.S."

"What was the baseball score when ethiopia played africa.....ate nothing"

"My Boyfriend: Why are you so dramatic? Me: (Getting eaten by a lion)"

"Why did the model pee herself? She was all dressed up with no place to go!"

"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!"