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Joke of the Day
"Father in-law told me this gem: ""God made a woman..."" But didn't take one."
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"MARRIAGE PROPOSAL TIP: Get down on 1 knee. Ok, now the other. Great! Lie flat on your face. Quickly roll away don't get married you idiot."
"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"
"Good Joke ..Not"
"Haikus are easy But sometimes they make no sense Refrigerator."
"""Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming"" ""We're not bring ur new chainsaw-"" ""HER NAME'S DEBBY"""
"Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny."
"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."
"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"
"What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?"