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Joke of the Day
"Haikus are easy But sometimes they make no sense Refrigerator."
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"My drug dealer is hilarious... he cracks me up"
"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."
"Acid rain is total bullshit. I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time."
"How come Django's wife never hears Django coming? The D is silent."
"I was feeling depressed, then saw a guy with one arm and thought ""oh man, I could be getting so much more sympathy if I was missing an arm!"""
"Keep scrolling, I got nothing."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Give a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life"
"""What do we want?!!"" ""PSYCHIC POWERS! NOW!"" ""When do we want it?!!"""
"Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: ""I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"""