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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a joke with a hypothetical question?"
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"What type of bees make milk? BOOBIES!"
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into your asshole."
"Have you heard the one about the mentally challenged couple making love? You probably don't want to, it's fucking retarded."
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Ruberto."
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"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"
"*Pauses Titanic during the most romantic part* *Turns to GF* ""You know, Contra was really easy. But I still liked using the 100 life code"""
"Why is business good on Easter? Because prophets rise"