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"What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away? Da rude sandstorm"
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost."
"Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe."
"What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs? We don't need an asteroid..."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I'm still a little sore"
"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."
"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"
"What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down? Nothing. He just laughed."
"LPT: If you're in public and you need to fart Don't hold it in, because it'll go to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from."