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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into your asshole."
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"A construction site worker told his boss ""Boss, the shovel broke ! What should i do now?"" to which the boss replies ""We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"""
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"Nobody ever believes me when I say I have to go to the bathroom. They always say that I'm full of crap"