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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the mentally challenged couple making love? You probably don't want to, it's fucking retarded."

"What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot? let me be your *soil*mate"

"I love Halloween It's the only time of the year I'm not questioned for giving out sweets to small children."

"I recently started resistors in Physics It's good, but the teacher gives way too much Ohmwork."

"i was sitting next to a gorgeous girl on the bus yesterday i was so nervous. i kept thinking to myself ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"". she got a boner."

"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."

"What's longer than most relationships these days? This status."

"Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern."

"Veggietales is making a version of 50 Shades of Grey... It's called ""The Artichoke Hearts""."

"Why are british employees fat Because they get paid by the pound"