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Joke of the Day
"What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes"
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"Three girls were waiting for their periods ..."
"Just saw a commercial for ""affordable napkins"" and now I feel stupid for buying all these diamond-encrusted ones."
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. http://imgur.com/kG9MROJ"
"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""
"Kristen Stewart always looks like she just found out she was adopted."
"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."
"As a pot smoking narcissist, my life is all smoke and mirrors"
"God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese."
"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."