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Joke of the Day
"Kristen Stewart always looks like she just found out she was adopted."
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"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president."
"TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying"
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"My wife is all, ""we love each other so much we finish each other's sentences,"" until it comes to a prison sentence."
"Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."
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"Have you heard about Marx's tomb? They say it's a Communist plot"
"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"
"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"