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Joke of the Day

"Kristen Stewart always looks like she just found out she was adopted."

"A liar, a cheat, and a bigot walked into a bar... ""Let's make America great again!"" he said."

"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"

"What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes."

"What do you call really clear urine? 1080p"

"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile I told her, ""that's an awfully big word for a six year old""."

"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."

"Where did Czechslovakia split up? At the Czech-out line."

"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""

"When I see a girl, I first look at her hair. Then at her eyes, lips, neck... Damn dial-up!"