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Joke of the Day
"What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)"
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"For 20 years, I've pretended to be the head of propaganda at my company. I'm not really, I just tell everyone I am and they believe me."
"What happens when a male prostitute trains another male prostitute? He takes him under his wang."
"2 condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Hey, wanna go get shit faced?"""
"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ""Look grandpa, no hands!"""
"Mummies are basically just zombie burritos."
"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"
"I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokin-off!"
"Friends are like snowflakes... If you pee on them, they'll dissapear."